Nakuha ko ito sa kaibigan ko sa internet. Sobrang akma ito pata sa Pilipinas at sa iba pang mga bansang nakararanas ng krisis.
________________
” What are Politics?” a son asks his father.
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to
explain it this way:
#1. I’m the head of the family, so call
me The President.
#2. Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the
Government.
#3. We’re here to take care of your
needs, so we’ll call you the People.
#4. The nanny, we’ll consider her the
Working Class.
#5. And your baby brother, we’ll call
him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it
makes
sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent’s
room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny’s room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and see his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says
to
his father, “Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good, son, tell me in
your own words what you think politics
is all about.”
The little boy replies,
“The President is screwing the Working
Class, while the Government is sound
asleep. The People are being ignored
and
the Future is in deep shit.”
Inihanay sa: Walang kategoriya
really funny, but so true…politics 101 is best learned at home…just wondering how long can the working class put up with the president’s nocturnal advances…hahaha. the government should keep a tight rein on the president.
tama ka jan. ang gobyerno kasi patulog-tulog.
tsktsk.
this is so painfully true. Especially here in our country.
nice one. Sadly, this is no joke for the Philippines. We really are in deep shit…